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I LOVE NIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Jan. 5th, 2005|09:33 pm]
[music |delts]

oh hey DOODZ
like totally i haven't post4d since last y88r and stuff.
i've just been so busy with my mary kate & ashley website, and talking to my cyber boyfriend nigel in the chat roomz and stuff.
nige and i get along so well, real soon i think he's gonna say the words i've been oh-so-longing to hear-- "I love you as much as I love my furrie costume".
Nige reckons he'll be able to scrape up enough money donating his fat sister Shelley's lard to the local cosmetic surgery to buy me a one way ticket to Michigan. I'm so excited i think i just peed myself. Like, Again.
Oh my god GOOD CHARLOTTE ARE COMEING TO AUSSTRALIA!! OH I CAN'T WAIT. If it wasnt for niges i think i would be rooli truing to crack on but im so taken and happy and i think i'll juist keep running my GOOD CHATRLOOTE FAN SITE.
WWW.GREATCHARLOTE.COM dont forget to sign my DREAMBOOK doodz.
Have you bought there album yet? It's real sick so if you hafnt you should definitely go out and buy it.
anywayZZ peepZ /me's gonnna get back to IRC and talk to nige.

I LOVE DELTA GOODREM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG LOL - ROTFL - LMAAAAO LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Dec. 13th, 2004|12:07 am]
[mood |fizzle the jizzle]
[music |score of the golden shower]

well my, my, my, it's almost the end of the year! and santas bulging red sacky is just around the corner says a little bird. which can only mean that those of us who've been good little boys and girls shall be treated with many a dissapointing gift, while those homeless midgets once again get diddly-SQUAT.

and now to the news.

all my poverty will shortly be culminating in an unprecedented long weekend of deleriously certifiably elbow deep F U N. i could only hope that drugs would be part of the equation, but ALAS, money i shall still have none.
BUT.
the kmfdm tickets are bought, OMGLOLLLL + I's **tattoo studio** appt booked and deposit placed, and things might be shaping up for a SORRENTO MOON GETAWAY, complete with spa and a glass of CCCCCCHARDINAY.

still poor, still bills, still working the flatsy A$$ off like a whorin little chrisco husssssstress.

see those who matter at kmfdm.

all others are obviously excema-afflicted homosexuals with concerning birth defects.

STAY RAD DOODS.


666~~piddle in the middle and your feet will stay dry ~~666
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elbow deep xxxxxxxxx [Nov. 23rd, 2004|10:19 pm]
[mood |so surfing.]
[music |what you think is cool.]

HEY DOODZ
U GUYZ SSO ROXORS LIKE OMG LOL
I HEART CYBERSPAZZE

MMMM BADMINTON. MUNICH.

full time work has wrenched my soul out for good this time.
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(no subject) [Sep. 15th, 2004|07:40 pm]
goodbye freaking lennox st, adieu adieu!
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2004|03:26 pm]
im tired. im at work.
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